I sort of never expected to own this toy. To be honest, it kind of scared me. Just the idea of a giant hunk of stainless steel ramming into my G-spot was pretty intimidating. But here it is. I’ve actually had it for over a year now, and I feel like I’m finally equipped to talk about it…
Earlier this week on my blog I released the 4th edition of my annual Top 10 Sex Toys Under $30 list, a curated roundup of some of the best budget-friendly sex toys out there. But today we’re gonna take it way back, and I’m actually going to be reviewing a toy that was on the second edition of that list, the Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Dildo…
I’m going to let you all in on a secret. I love a good G-spot vibrator, despite me not being a big fan of G-spot vibrations. And that’s because I consider them to be one of the most versatile kinds of sex toys. Put one on your clit, and now you’ve got a clit vibrator with a handle and probably a bigger, more powerful motor than a lot of the mini clitoral vibes. Use it internally with the vibrations turned off and you’ve got yourself a dildo. They can do so many things…
You guys. This is a very exciting day because I have found a sex toy I love with a price tag of… wait for it… $39.99. Hell fucking yes. Big shout out to the wonderful folks at SheVibe for hooking me up. So this is the B Swish Bthrilled Wand. It’s a cute little battery-powered mini-wand with a surprising amount of power for being a battery-powered mini-wand…
Normally I choose which sex toys I review just based on what I think looks interesting or what my other toy reviewer friends have liked. But this review is pretty exciting because the toy was actually recommended to me by a bunch of you guys — viewers and friends outside of my sex toy industry bubble. So today I’m going to share my thoughts on the NS Novelties Luxe Electra Compact vibrator…
When I got my hands on the Doxy Die Cast, for the first week and a half it was the only vibrator I used. And that streak could easily have gone on longer, if I didn’t need to test other things for review. Even now, it is the only sex toy that is stored within reaching distance of my bed, because that’s how fucking good it is…
Long ago (err… 2014), tales of a new sex toy company swept through the blogging community. Legend said they had a vibrator called Rosa with a unique shape and vibrations powerful enough to wake up the most stubborn of bodies…
This review has taken me a ridiculously long time to do for a few different reasons, but mainly because of the dissonance between how my vagina about this toy and how my brain feels. Let’s get this out of the way first: the Fun Factory Stronic Eins is a nearly $200 sex toy. I never know whether to talk about price in my toy reviews. Sometimes I feel like I should only discuss the faults and merits of the product and let consumers determine their own feelings about the cost…
When I say that the L’amourose Prism V is my perfect vibrator, I am not using that word lightly. I test sex toys for a living, after all, and I sugarcoat nothing — the things I love still tend to come with a list of caveats, and the things I hate are spared no snarky comment or complaint. I want the sex toy industry to be better, and part of making it better is through critique…
When I pulled the Tantus Bound out of the box for the first time, I had the sinking feeling that I’d made a terrible mistake. I don’t think you can fully appreciate exactly how intense this toy’s texture is until you’re holding it in your hand. This is not a dildo for the faint of heart or orifice…