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Reviews April 8, 2017

Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review

This review has taken me a ridiculously long time to do for a few different reasons, but mainly because of the dissonance between how my vagina about this toy and how my brain feels. Let’s get this out of the way first: the Fun Factory Stronic Eins is a nearly $200 sex toy. I never know whether to talk about price in my toy reviews. Sometimes I feel like I should only discuss the faults and merits of the product and let consumers determine their own feelings about the cost…

Reviews January 24, 2017

L’amourose Prism V Review

When I say that the L’amourose Prism V is my perfect vibrator, I am not using that word lightly. I test sex toys for a living, after all, and I sugarcoat nothing — the things I love still tend to come with a list of caveats, and the things I hate are spared no snarky comment or complaint. I want the sex toy industry to be better, and part of making it better is through critique…

Reviews July 26, 2016

Tantus Bound Review

When I pulled the Tantus Bound out of the box for the first time, I had the sinking feeling that I’d made a terrible mistake. I don’t think you can fully appreciate exactly how intense this toy’s texture is until you’re holding it in your hand. This is not a dildo for the faint of heart or orifice…

Reviews June 17, 2016

Lovehoney Desire Wand Review

Hey guys! Today I’m going to talk about the Lovehoney Desire Wand, which was sent to me by Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review. I’m really resisting the urge to sing into it like a microphone. As the name suggests, the Lovehoney Desire Wand is from Lovehoney’s Desire range, which is their new line of luxury toys…

Reviews March 20, 2016

We-Vibe Rave Review

When the wonderful folks at Lovehoney offered me the two newest We-Vibe toys for review, it was a very exciting day. If you guys don’t know who We-Vibe are, they’re best known for making some of the most powerful, rumbly vibrators in the industry…

Reviews March 1, 2016

Tantus Uncut #1 Review

Body-positivity and representation are really important to me, but I feel like they’re things that aren’t discussed in the sex toy industry as often as they really should be. Why do the majority of “realistic” toys only come in three colors at most? Why do masturbation sleeve manufacturers seem hell-bent on including as little labia as possible? …

Reviews November 22, 2015

Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo Review

Hello hello! Today I’ve got another sex toy review for you, and this one’s kind of exciting for me because it is my first ever glass toy. The great and powerful sex toy behemoth Lovehoney kindly sent me their Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo in exchange for an honest review…

Reviews July 19, 2015

Tantus Cush O2 Review

“I never want to take this thing out of my vagina,” I’ve announced on at least a dozen occasions, all involving the Tantus Cush O2. This thing is good stuff! Massive thanks to Tantus for sending it to me for review. The first thing you’ll probably notice about the Cush is that it’s not a small toy…

Reviews June 7, 2015

Tantus Echo Review

A while back, the lovely, lovely folks over at Tantus sent me a few toys for review, and today I’m going to talk about this one, which is the Tantus Echo. They call the Echo a vibrator because of the cavity in the base that they send a little bullet vibrator for you to put in, but I rarely use it that way…