Miscellaneous January 15, 2018

The Best (and Worst) Sex Toys of 2017

Another year has come and passed, and it is time to round up the greatest and most terrible sex toys I tried in 2017. As always, I’m excited to dive right in at rock bottom, so let’s start with the worst shit that came in contact with my genitals last year. This came down to a tie between two toys that I took absolutely no joy in reviewing harshly because they’re both from companies that I genuinely really like. And funny enough, now that I think about it, they’re toys that have the exact opposite problems…

Reviews December 19, 2017

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee Review

I was pretty interested when Hot Octopuss announced that they were coming out with their first clit toy this year. Their flagship penis toy, the Pulse, is known for its really cool piston-like “PulsePlate,” so I was excited to see that tech translated to a toy that I can actually use…

Reviews November 14, 2017

NS Novelties Luxe Electra Compact Review

Normally I choose which sex toys I review just based on what I think looks interesting or what my other toy reviewer friends have liked. But this review is pretty exciting because the toy was actually recommended to me by a bunch of you guys — viewers and friends outside of my sex toy industry bubble. So today I’m going to share my thoughts on the NS Novelties Luxe Electra Compact vibrator…

Guides November 6, 2017

SEX HACKS 2

I did a Sex Hacks video early last year, and you all seemed to really like it! So in the spirit of giving the people what they want, here is Sex Hacks 2: Electric Boogaloo. Five more tricks and tips to make your sex life a little bit easier…

Reviews October 29, 2017

Blush Hop Trix Review

As we get close to the end of 2017, I really want to round out the year by reviewing some sex toys at a lower price-point (like, $50 or less). I’ve reviewed mostly luxury toys this year — some great, some not so great — but I really want to make it clear that you do not have to drop a ton of money to get a quality product. One brand I’ve been really interested in for a little while now is Blush Novelties…

Reviews October 7, 2017

Doxy Die Cast Wand Review

When I got my hands on the Doxy Die Cast, for the first week and a half it was the only vibrator I used. And that streak could easily have gone on longer, if I didn’t need to test other things for review. Even now, it is the only sex toy that is stored within reaching distance of my bed, because that’s how fucking good it is…

Guides October 4, 2017

Internet Safety for the Sex Blogger

Cybersecurity and safety are issues for internet users of all stripes, but sex bloggers often have specific concerns. Here are my top tips for maintaining your privacy (especially if you’re pseudonymous) and keeping yourself protected from hackers and harassment…