Budget Sex Toys July 22, 2022

Top 10 Sex Toys Under $35 (7th Edition)

I’m back again with another roundup of the best cheap sex toys! While curating this list each year may seem like a simple task, it is not a responsibility I take lightly. I have spent many days meticulously sifting through hundreds of mediocre vibrators and disappointing dildos to unearth some real gems for you— because I don’t think anyone should ever have to settle for shitty sex toys. So here are 10 body-safe, budget-friendly options that meet my high standards…

Guides July 20, 2022

How To Clean Your Sex Toys

I can’t believe I’ve never made a video about sex toy cleaning because this is something I get asked about all the time, and there’s some weird myths and misconceptions about this topic. So let’s have a chat. “Erika,” you say, “how do I clean my dildos?” Well, there are multiple different levels of toy material safety and also multiple different levels of cleaning that might be necessary for different uses…

Budget Sex Toys February 11, 2021

Top 10 Sex Toys Under $35 (6th Edition)

It’s now the 6th edition of my best budget sex toys list, but this year we’re switching things up! In the past, the maximum price cut-off was always $30, but that always led to a bit of frustration on my end, as there are so many great toys just over the $30 threshold that I’d want to include. So for this list I’m upping the budget to $35. Several of the included toys are still under $30, but the extra wiggle room has allowed me to include some extra cool stuff (like silicone masturbation sleeves and gorgeous crystal butt plugs from one of my fave small businesses)…

Miscellaneous September 6, 2019

Should the FDA Regulate Sex Toys?

So sex toy safety is an issue that is very near and dear to my heart. I have been educating on this topic for almost five years now. It’s something I read and talk about every single day. Just because something is available for purchase does not mean it’s necessarily safe to use, and a large number of sex toys on the market are made from materials that are straight-up toxic and/or porous enough to harbor bacteria, viruses, and mold…

Budget Sex Toys August 16, 2019

Top 10 Sex Toys Under $30 (5th Edition!)

It’s been five years now, and curating this annual list is still one of my favorite things I do on this site. I keep an eye out all year long for the best budget-friendly sex toys and kink accoutrements from major brands and indie makers, and here are my top picks for 2019…

Guides February 1, 2019

How To Choose the Right Dildo Size

Few things suck more than spending money on an exciting new sex toy, only to realize when it arrives that the size is way off from what you had pictured. Maybe it’s too small to really be fulfilling or too big for you to even use at all. This is an extremely easy mistake to make, especially in this age of buying sex toys online where you can’t view the item in person and pretty much have to rely on the website’s photos and measurements. In my years as a sex toy educator I have helped a lot of people determine what toy size is best for them, and I’ve picked up some practical tips and tricks to make figuring that out as simple as possible…

Miscellaneous November 22, 2018

Black Friday + Cyber Monday 2018 Sex Toy Sales

“The time has come,” the walrus said, “to shop for many things.” Black Friday is the best time to score a sweet deal on just about anything you could ever want, and sex toys are no exception! I’ve rounded up all the best sales from my favorite shops to save you time as well as money…

Giveaways October 19, 2018

njoy Pure Wand Giveaway! [CLOSED]

Remember at the beginning of 2018 when I teased that I had a big giveaway coming up this year, and then ten months passed and nothing ever came of it? Well, I’ve had $400 worth of brand new dildos sitting in a box in my closet all this time just waiting for me to publish my njoy Pure Wand review…

Reviews October 17, 2018

njoy Pure Wand Review

I sort of never expected to own this toy. To be honest, it kind of scared me. Just the idea of a giant hunk of stainless steel ramming into my G-spot was pretty intimidating. But here it is. I’ve actually had it for over a year now, and I feel like I’m finally equipped to talk about it…

Reviews September 12, 2018

Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Dildo Review

Earlier this week on my blog I released the 4th edition of my annual Top 10 Sex Toys Under $30 list, a curated roundup of some of the best budget-friendly sex toys out there. But today we’re gonna take it way back, and I’m actually going to be reviewing a toy that was on the second edition of that list, the Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Dildo…