If you know me, you know that Halloween is truly my season. (It’s an entire season, not a day, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise). The walls of my teenage bedroom were lined with horror movie posters, Jack Skellington, and shelves of Living Dead Dolls. Ginger Snaps is unashamedly my favorite film of all time, and I never miss an opportunity to don a ridiculous costume or break out the fake blood.
In the spirit of Halloween, I thought I’d share some ooky spooky sex toys that would definitely be at home in any darkly-inclined babe’s toybox. Or at a seasonally-appropriate orgy.
1. BS Atelier Dildos
BS Atelier are known for their hand-made dildos in a wild array of colors and patterns. Their grey Alex Noise dildo is blood-spattered awesomeness, and the Wild Stripes dildo is a wonderful jumble of Halloween-ready shades.
2. Glassvibrations “Devil Tongue”
Just look at that thing. My jaw actually dropped the first time I saw it. The Devil Tongue is truly a work of art, but with a campy, creepy twist that I can’t help but adore.
3. Tantus “Black Widow” Connoisseur Harness
Tantus are best known for their quality silicone dildos and plugs, but they also make some gorgeous leather harnesses. I’m partial to the spidery Black Widow Connoisseur Harness, but the Nurse Connoisseur Harness would be delightfully appropriate as well.
4. Divine Interventions “The Devil” and “Grim Reaper”
While I personally think some of Divine Interventions’ toys might be in bad taste, if you want to shove the devil up your ass, who am I to stop you?
5. “Super Hung Heroes” Dildos
Doc Johnson’s Super Hung Heroes collection has several different comics-inspired dildos, any of which would fit right in this time of year. But the Batman and Spiderman options have the bonus of being goth clichés in addition to costumed cocks, so they’re definitely my top picks.
Are you a massive fan of Halloween like me? Do your favorite sex toy designs all look like they could be wielded by Elvira?
