When the nice folks at Fun Factory sent me the Miss Bi for review, they also hilariously included a small army of tiny dildos. And I fully intend on taking over the world with them. I have had my eye on the Fun Factory Miss Bi ever since the toy came out a year ago…
It’s pretty much impossible to talk about the Satisfyer Pro 2 without comparing it to the Womanizer. And much like the Womanizer, this is a toy that leaves me with a lot of questions. Why does it have such a stupid name? …
I am super excited to announce that I am part of the Cara Sutra Pleasure Panel! What this means is that you might see sex toy reviews from me pop up over there from time to time. My first Pleasure Panel review is for the Swan Princess rabbit vibrator (also known as the Jopen Vanity Vr5 here in the States)…
Hey guys! Today I’m going to talk about the Lovehoney Desire Wand, which was sent to me by Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review. I’m really resisting the urge to sing into it like a microphone. As the name suggests, the Lovehoney Desire Wand is from Lovehoney’s Desire range, which is their new line of luxury toys…
The first Form 5 I was sent was defective straight out of the box. It wouldn’t take a charge, and it wouldn’t turn on. Then I got my replacement. I think I liked it better when it wouldn’t turn on…
When the wonderful folks at Lovehoney offered me the two newest We-Vibe toys for review, it was a very exciting day. If you guys don’t know who We-Vibe are, they’re best known for making some of the most powerful, rumbly vibrators in the industry…
Since so many of my reviews are of products sent to me by sex toy companies, I don’t often get a chance to make review videos for toys I buy myself — which is a shame, as they’re often really good! So I’m starting a new post series here on the blog of mini-reviews of toys that I don’t have time to review on my YouTube channel…
What is this? WHAT ARE YOU? Today I have another sex toy review for you, and it is the horrendously named, horrendous looking, yet weirdly enjoyable Womanizer Pro W500. This strange device was sent to me by kind folks at Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review…
Goddammit LELO. Hey everyone! Today I’ve got a vibrator to review for you, and it is the Mona 2 from luxury sex toy brand LELO. Before I get into anything, I want to let you know that this toy was not provided to me by a company, I purchased it myself…