Another year has come and passed, and it is time to round up the greatest and most terrible sex toys I tried in 2017. As always, I’m excited to dive right in at rock bottom, so let’s start with the worst shit that came in contact with my genitals last year. This came down to a tie between two toys that I took absolutely no joy in reviewing harshly because they’re both from companies that I genuinely really like…

As the year draws to a close, I just want to take a little look back over a lot of the sex toys I tried this year. Things I loved. Things I hated. Mostly things I loved, honestly — as shitty as this year was in a lot of regards, it was a pretty good year for sex toys (at least for me)! So let’s dive into many of the wonders and disappointments 2016 brought into my life…