Today I’m reviewing and doing a giveaway of a fantastic not-so-little dildo called the Tantus Vamp!

Enter to win below!

The Ins and Outs | Tantus Vamp Giveaway

The giveaway will close on January 3rd, 2016.

Where to Buy:

Tantus Vamp
Grab Bag (note that it’s not always available as a Grab Bag toy)
Tantus Pack ‘n Play No. 1

Video Transcript + Pictures

Tantus Vamp

You all know by now that I fucking adore Tantus, right? They make some of my all-time favorite silicone dildos like the Echo and the Cush. They were one of the first manufacturers whose company was built off of true dedication to body-safety and education, and I’ve yet to try a single toy from them that wasn’t both well-made and effective.

You guys know that if I think a toy or company is shitty, I’m going to be honest about that, and Tantus is one of the few manufacturers that I will wholeheartedly recommend across the board.

So when they recently had a huge sale on their Grab Bag toys, I picked up a little gift for myself and a gift for one of you.

Tantus’s Grab Bag system is one of the things I love most about them. If you don’t know what that is, they basically take all their extra, unused silicone that would normally go to waste and use it to create uniquely colored toys that they then sell at a discount.

When you buy from their Grab Bag section, you get the exact same toys from the exact same molds as their regular stock, but the color is a surprise. Sometimes they’ll be solid colors, sometimes they’ll be flesh tones, and sometimes they’ll be fantastic swirls of different shades. Sometimes they’re ugly or boring, but sometimes they’re really awesome.

Either way, it’s a great way to get a quality sex toy on a budget.

Tantus VampThis is my Tantus Vamp, which as you can see, looks pretty interesting. It’s sort of a translucent, shimmery silver with a lot of black inside. If you look really closely, the black is actually swirled with red, but I doubt the camera can pick that up. I think it looks really cool, and I am super pleased with the colors, but I’m even more pleased with the way this thing performs.

I have a lot of dildos, and I love a lot of dildos, but this thing might be my new favorite. I know it doesn’t look like much. It’s not a unique shape. It doesn’t have any sort of curve or real texture. But the Vamp’s awesomeness, and its versatility, lie in its simplicity.

Whatever the situation calls for, the Vamp can handle it. Do you want a hardcore thrusting dildo? Do you want a dildo that you can just leave in place and clench around? Do you want something that excels in a harness? Do you want something you can put in your ass? The Tantus Vamp can do all of those things.

It’s got this pronounced but not bulbous head that really rubs up against my G-spot in a way that’s very pleasurable but not too direct or intense. I see the Vamp as being on the edge of realistic and fantasy, and with a diameter 1.75” inches at only the widest point, it’s girthy and filling without verging into Size Queen territory. This is very much a Goldilocks dildo for me.

I would honestly recommend the Vamp to anyone who is used to penetration and can accommodate its girth. It’s badass, and it has served me well. Now, if you’re interested in the shape of the Vamp but want something softer and more flexible than Tantus’s normal firm silicone, they have another toy called the Pack ‘n Play No. 1 that is the exact same shape but in a much plusher, squishier silicone. That one is only available in a single flesh tone, however.


Now that I’ve told you guys how awesome the Tantus Vamp is, I’m going to tell you how you can win one!

In this bag I have another Grab Bag Vamp in what looks like another multi-color, swirled color scheme. I can see the coloring through the back of the bag, but I’m going to leave the colors a surprise for the winner. It is a Grab Bag, after all.

If you’d like to enter to win it, I’ve got a blog post linked in the description that contains a Gleam widget. There are a bunch of different ways to get entries through that widget. Subscribing to my YouTube channel will get you 5 entries right off the bat. This is a worldwide giveaway. You do have to be at least 18 or of the legal age to buy sex toys where you live. Again, the link for where to enter is in the video description.

Tantus Vamp


So, this will be my last video for 2015! I’m so grateful for you all watching and supporting me over the past year. I’ve got big plans for 2016, starting with weekly videos. I’ve already got a bunch of new toys I’m testing for review and a lot of educational topics that I want to cover. Let me know in the comments what you’d like to see from this channel in the new year!

As always, thanks for watching, and I’ll see you next time.